There’s no such thing as equal employment opportunity.

Next person who tries to egg me on the sidewalk is gonna have to pay for a new windshield… and maybe a new paint job ;). I got egged once while walking home back in 2005 and ever since then I’ve been picking up the biggest fucking rock I can throw at the next car who pulls up slow next to me.

Currently I’m fucked.. but I hope all goes well today. Pleeeeeeeaaaaaase.